April 2012
119 posts
WHEN THEY PUT UP BARRICADES ON COPLEY LAWN
WHEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT GRAB AND GO...
(submission!)
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I'VE PROBABLY ALREADY MET...
WHEN I LOOK AT THE GEORGETOWN DAY WEATHER FORECAST
WHEN THE PERSON YOU WERE JUST FACEBOOK STALKING...
WHEN A PROFESSOR GIVES A TEST ON GEORGETOWN DAY
WHEN SOMEONE STARTS MAKING OUT ON THE TOMBS DANCE...
WHEN I'M IN GUARDS
This is exactly what I see:
(submission!)
WHEN I FAIL AN EXAM AND MY FRIENDS TRY TO CONSOLE...
(submission!)
WHEN PROFESSORS ASK YOU ABOUT MATERIAL YOU HAVEN'T...
(submission!)
WHEN I'M DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL ASLEEP IN LECTURE
WHEN I'M WORKING ON A PAPER WAY TOO LATE AT NIGHT
(submission!)
WHEN I SAW THE SFS AND THE CORP STARTED THEIR OWN...
WHEN PEOPLE LOOK LIKE HUMAN BEINGS IN 9:30 CLASSES
Meanwhile, I’ll just keeping looking like a monster.
WHEN EVERY SINGLE SEAT IN LAU IS TAKEN EXCEPT FOR...
WHEN ANYONE LEAVES LEO'S EVER
WHEN I TRY TO FIND AN ADDRESS IN BURLEITH AT NIGHT
My friends are just like:
WHEN WGTB TOLD ME I COULDN'T SWEAR ON AIR
(submission!)
WHEN I RUN OUT OF FLEX DOLLARS
WHEN DANCING AT ANY GEORGETOWN BAR
Everyone else:
Me:
WHEN I SEE PEOPLE DRESSED FOR A THEME PARTY
But if I’m going to a theme party:
WHEN THE FROYO MACHINE AT LEO'S IS BROKEN
(submission!)
WHEN GEORGETOWN TELLS ME I CAN'T GRADUATE WITHOUT...
WHEN THE GRAB AND GO LADY ISN'T LOOKING
WHEN FINALS
WHEN I SHOW UP TO A RANDOM PARTY
As a freshman:
As a senior:
WHEN MY ROOMMATES FOUND OUT I WRITE THIS BLOG
WHEN I'M WALKING UP THE HILL FROM LEO'S
I just can’t.
WHEN IT'S BEFORE 10AM
Any other morning:
Georgetown Day:
WHEN MY ROOMMATES COME HOME AFTER LEAVING ME ALONE...
WHEN A PROFESSOR ASSIGNS AN OPTIONAL READING
First I’m like:
But then I’m like:
WHEN I TRY TO SMUGGLE FOOD OUT OF LEO'S
WHEN I'M TRYING TO FLAG A CAB ON M
WHEN SOMEONE IS WRITING A PAPER A WEEK IN ADVANCE
WHEN SOMEONE IS HOGGING THE DORM SINK AND I'M LATE...
(submission!)
WHAT I'M PRETTY SURE HAPPENS BEHIND THE MAGIC...
(submission!)
WHEN I HEAR AN EVENT WILL HAVE AN OPEN BAR
WHEN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE AT LEO'S...
WHEN I REALIZE MY PROFESSOR ISN'T GIVING A FINAL
WHEN MY PARENTS CALL AND ASK ME WHAT I'M DOING...
What I tell them:
But probably:
WHEN MY CRUSH IS "STUDYING" IN LAU WITH SOME OTHER...
I’ll just be in the stacks like:
WHEN A JESUIT HONKS RIGHT BEHIND ME IN HIS GOLF...
WHEN ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS GOES HOME WITH SOMEONE...
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF THIS IS THE DC CUPCAKES LINE
WHEN MY FRIENDS SAY THEY'RE DRIVING TO JETTIES
(submission!)
WHEN I LOOK AT LAU
WHEN I WALK BY THE 1789 PASTRY WINDOW
(submission!)
WHEN PEOPLE START FIGHTING OVER THE HOYA VS. THE...
I’ll just be over here:
WHEN SFS KIDS SAY THEY "ONLY" SPEAK FOUR LANGUAGES
(submission!)
WHEN I TALK ABOUT JJ
