WHEN I STILL GET EVENT INVITES TO THINGS AT...
HOW DARE YOU
WHEN I SEE PICTURES FROM A PARTY AND REALIZE IT...
WHEN ANYONE WHO WORKS IN CONSULTING NOW TRIES TO...
WHEN MY FRIENDS GIVE EXCUSES FOR WHY THEY'RE NOT...
WHEN MY COWORKERS GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT MY FIRST...
WHEN HOMECOMING IS STILL WEEKS AWAY
HOLY SHIT, I'M GRADUATING
I pretend I’m all like: But really it’s more like:
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME ABOUT SOMETHING I SAID THE...
WHEN YOUR PROFESSOR SAYS YOU'LL DO FINE ON THE...
EVERYONE IN LAU WHEN THEY REALIZE IT'S 10 MINUTES...
Nooooooo get out of my waaaaaaaaay
WHEN THOSE PEOPLE HAND OUT CANDY IN LAU DURING...
Even though it’s probably just the Stewards.
WHEN SOMEONE SPENDS THE NIGHT IN LAU DURING FINALS
HOW I FEEL ABOUT EVERY SEMESTER AFTER GEORGETOWN...
WHEN SOMEONE GOES TO HEALY LAWN TO "GET SOME WORK...
Yeah, good luck with that.
WHEN I END UP AT TOMBS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT
WHEN I POST AGAIN AFTER ALMOST A WEEK
The two people that still check this are probably like:
WHEN THEY PUT UP BARRICADES ON COPLEY LAWN
WHEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT GRAB AND GO...
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I'VE PROBABLY ALREADY MET...
WHEN I LOOK AT THE GEORGETOWN DAY WEATHER FORECAST
WHEN THE PERSON YOU WERE JUST FACEBOOK STALKING...
WHEN A PROFESSOR GIVES A TEST ON GEORGETOWN DAY
WHEN SOMEONE STARTS MAKING OUT ON THE TOMBS DANCE...
WHEN I'M IN GUARDS
This is exactly what I see: (submission!)
WHEN I FAIL AN EXAM AND MY FRIENDS TRY TO CONSOLE...
WHEN PROFESSORS ASK YOU ABOUT MATERIAL YOU HAVEN'T...
WHEN I'M DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL ASLEEP IN LECTURE
WHEN I'M WORKING ON A PAPER WAY TOO LATE AT NIGHT
WHEN I SAW THE SFS AND THE CORP STARTED THEIR OWN...
WHEN PEOPLE LOOK LIKE HUMAN BEINGS IN 9:30 CLASSES
Meanwhile, I’ll just keeping looking like a monster.
WHEN EVERY SINGLE SEAT IN LAU IS TAKEN EXCEPT FOR...
WHEN ANYONE LEAVES LEO'S EVER
WHEN I TRY TO FIND AN ADDRESS IN BURLEITH AT NIGHT
My friends are just like:
WHEN WGTB TOLD ME I COULDN'T SWEAR ON AIR
WHEN I RUN OUT OF FLEX DOLLARS
WHEN DANCING AT ANY GEORGETOWN BAR
Everyone else: Me:
WHEN I SEE PEOPLE DRESSED FOR A THEME PARTY
But if I’m going to a theme party:
WHEN THE FROYO MACHINE AT LEO'S IS BROKEN
WHEN GEORGETOWN TELLS ME I CAN'T GRADUATE WITHOUT...
WHEN THE GRAB AND GO LADY ISN'T LOOKING
WHEN I SHOW UP TO A RANDOM PARTY
As a freshman: As a senior:
WHEN MY ROOMMATES FOUND OUT I WRITE THIS BLOG
WHEN I'M WALKING UP THE HILL FROM LEO'S
I just can’t.
WHEN IT'S BEFORE 10AM
Any other morning: Georgetown Day:
WHEN MY ROOMMATES COME HOME AFTER LEAVING ME ALONE...
WHEN A PROFESSOR ASSIGNS AN OPTIONAL READING
First I’m like: But then I’m like:
WHEN I TRY TO SMUGGLE FOOD OUT OF LEO'S
WHEN I'M TRYING TO FLAG A CAB ON M